It should have been left asleep.
Japanese PS4 game approvals are now determined by the whims of boxed wine drinkers in California, Blizzard is deleting negative criticism of Diablo Immortal, and Sony really fucked up the Playstation Classic in the news of the week!
The founder of Namco passes away at 91, PS4 Update 4.50 is going to be sweet, and Oculus loses its court battle against Zenimax.
Spoiled for choice, Lusipurr puzzles over whether to play Mega Man Legends, Parasite Eve, Wild Arms, or Xenosaga. SiliconNooB and Imitanis attempt to confound him into playing Xenosaga, but the listeners step in, instead directing Lusipurr to Mega Man.
When Imitanis and SiliconNooB try to end the podcast on a depressing note, Lusipurr steps in to save the listeners from lasting psychiatric damage. With a few buttons, Riddles is summoned and, with Eeyore-like complacency, he duly satisfies Lusi's whims.
When the podcast is routed through Australian Semaphore, unexpected felicity is the order of the day. Nate Liles is struck dumb, Ginia's voice is lowered in pitch so humans can hear it, and Lusipurr is able to read poetry without constant interruption!