News Editor


Nickname: SiliconNooB

Country: Australia 🇦🇺

Job Class: Warrior

Favourite Game: Final Fantasy X

Favourite Soundtrack: Castlevania III

Favourite Genre: Japanese role-playing game

First System: Nintendo Entertainment System

Current Systems: Dreamcast, Nintendo 3DS, iOS, Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, PlayStation Portable, PlayStation Vita, Wii, Wii U, Xbox 360

In the Dream Time one man dared steal FOSTER’S from the darkie gods, for his troubles he was afforded with the honorific ‘Robert Foster’. Foster set about plying the amber fluid far and wide, primarily as a means to sow his yeast with the young ladies of rival tribes, and before long had a mighty brood of beer swilling spawn. Fearing Robert Foster’s virile potency, the darkie gods struck him down with severe flatulence, and afflicted him with the terrible need to play the didgeriedoo …

… Chicks however dig musicians, and from his loins sprung modern Australia.

SiliconNooB grew up drinking and farting on a small Australian Semaphore station two and a half thousand bottlecaps north-east of the township of Old Wang. As far back as he can recall he has been an avid gamer, primarily as a means to pad out his drinking sessions. When not drinking in front of his NES he could usually be found drinking at FOSTER’S Primary School, and later FOSTER’S HIGH SCHOOL. Until recently SiliconNooB had been drinking at FOSTER’S University, whereat he quaffed a Diploma of Advanced Brewery, and minored in Mustache Wearing For Men – he also allegedly picked up a doctorate in feminism along the way, which he uses to write very sensitive articles about social justice issues.