It is awful.

Whimsical reviews of video games.
It is awful.
It should have remained a secret.
The Legend of Zelda is a series renowned for the polish afforded the presentation of world, story, and character development. Does the second games in the series–The Adventure of Link–live up to series expectations? No. No it does not.
In an article referencing Friedrich Nietzsche, Robert Jordan, Vladimir Horowitz, Mark Twain, Alice in Wonderland, Isambard Kingdom Brunel, Doki!Doki! PreCure, and Kurt Waldheim, Caspius reviews Eternal Sonata.
In the second of two promised reviews, Caspius examines Fable, and weighs in on what makes it so incredibly terrible.
In the first of two promised reviews, Caspius explores the world of Deadly Towers.